Thursday, October 4, 2012

Very Funny Quotes And Motivational Inspirational Quotes

Funny quotes - Joviality is an inner state of well being. A state of well being enables you to profit from your highest: thoughts, wisdom, intelligence, stale sense, emotions, health, and spiritual values in your life.

Motivational inspirational quotes - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn ' t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forbearance.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human hooey; and I ' m not decided about the universe.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally culpable for global warming

I never pooh-pooh a facade, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception

A nickel isnt worth a dime anymore.

Springtide is a disease of which one becomes cured a little every day. Hes gamy his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now hes miserable and depressed.

A gleeful person is not a person in a certain set of occasion, but quite a person with a certain set of attitudes.

Wherewithal won ' t buy vivacity, but it will pay the salaries of a vast research staff to study the problem.

An open marriage is nature ' s way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work

Funny quotes - Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you ' ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I told the Inland Revenue I didnt owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

It has been said of the world ' s history hitherto that might makes right. It is for us and for our time to reverse the maxim, and to say that right makes might.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

In running, it doesnt matter whether you come in first, in the middle of the pack, or last. You can say I have finished. There is a lot of satisfaction in that.

Funny quotes - Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.

What makes him think a middle - aged actor, who ' s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Infantile love follows the principle: ' I love because I am loved. ' Mature love follows the principle: ' I am loved because I love. ' Immature love says: ' I love you because I need you. ' Mature love says: ' I need you because I love you. '

motivational inspirational quotes - Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.

Some people dont have the guts for distance racing. The polite term for them is sprinters.

When you love you should not say, ' God is in my heart, ' but rather, ' I am in the heart of God. ' And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She ' s ninety - seven now, and we don ' t know where the hell she is.

Champions do not become champions when they win the event, but in the hours, weeks, months and years they spend preparing for it. The victorious performance itself is merely the demonstration of their championship character.

Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin - deep. Thats deep enough. What do you wantan adorable pancreas?

motivational inspirational quotes - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The World Is Going Upside Down

From Egypt to China, the political games are being played in the unbolted. Events that would define the world history are fascinating place at alike a swiftness that it has become laborious to predict the course of actions the contact of these events would surpass to.

Egypt on the road to democracy

Hosni Mubarak might have been at the helm of power for 3 decades but the way he is dawning exactly makes him look rickety and brings out the importance of democracy as an symmetry. Few months back, Egypt was a peaceful nation famous for casualty destinations and Oil and suddenly there was a revolt that led to the downfall of the chieftain, whose rule has been unknown with controversies and corruption. In the end, the residents of Egypt uttered " Enough is enough " and ultimately he succumbed to the pressure around him. This revolution has addicted a shaft of prospect to other African countries like Tunisia, etc which have been ruled by dictators and kings for ages and despite being one the rare countries with abundant supply of natural resources, the life for common man remains miserable. As I wrote earlier, the pace at which Egypt got rid of its president took everyone by surprise and this uprising is definitely going to be a landmark in history of world

China cannot be at peace with its neighbors

I agree to the fact that the rise of China has been exemplary and phenomenal and it no doubt is the only nation in the world that can challenge the supremacy of U. S. A, which requires China to show some maturity and become an important strategic player in its region and while China has been trying to hold diplomatic talks with its neighbors, its relations with its neighboring countries like India, Japan, Vietnam remain bad, if not worse. If a recent article published in their ruling party ' s journal is to be believed, they can attack any of its neighbors, if they go too far with their relations with U. S. A.

Though none of the countries have reacted to this news, the diplomatic circles have been ripe with China ' s growing insecurity with U. S. A growing clot in south East Asian region. The only ally china claims to have is Pakistan, which going by past incidents has always been an ally of stronger player and for now, the ball is in China ' s court.

U. S. A is back to its bully tactics

Raymond Davis is no diplomat and thereby does not deserve a diplomatic immunity. His killing of two Pakistani men in so called claimed act of self - defense, makes him look like an idiot and now when he has been produced in Pakistani court and a decision has be to taken be Pakistan ' s court about him, U. S. A acts like a big brother. They have stopped all grants / funds to Pakistan and have canceled all important meetings with Pakistani officials and have promised to make life difficult for Pakistan, if they do not release Raymond.

For god ' s sake, someone should remind U. S. A that every country has their own law and if one of their cow boys commits a crime in the land of Pakistan, he will be taken care by the law of that country, not be some judge sitting in U. S. A. In the past, they had put heavy sanctions on India for conducting nuclear law and guess what, no famine was supported due to their sanctions and India still prospered as a country. Their bully tactics are only going to increase china ' s influence on Pakistan and will hamper U. S. A ' s progress in Afghanistan.

What the World Needs Now Is Love

Halfway 50 years ago the war in Vietnam was honest receipt scorching, the city of Watts, a community at the edge of Los Angeles, had been devastated by turbulence and conflagration; the first of many riots that would befall across America and the seeds for creating the Black Power movement were planted. At the same time, Martin Luther Baron was marching in Montgomery, Alabama for equal rights and copious tender nation confessed as hippies were flooding the streets in the search of peace and love. The writer / historian Todd Gitlin refers to these times as years of assumption and days of rage.

All the incidences I have mentioned occurred in 1965, the same year the classic song was released with the term, " What the World Needs Now Is Love. " The music was by Burt Bacharach and the lyrics were written by a person by the pseudonym of Hal David. The song was rapidly popularized as a metaphor for expectancy amidst all the rage of the times.

Now halfway a half century succeeding, what the world still needs is love luscious love. And if we go back another 100 years or 10, 000 years ago, what the world needed in consequence was also... love sweet love.

Upon thinking of this, a matter necessarily emerges: Why have we human beings not learned from history? The history of our genus is a healthy - soaked balance of ruthless torture and murder; of civil wars, of world wars, religious wars and other atrocities of rapture and hatefulness. And in representation of all this, as the new millennium goes into its second decade, the world is still not at still with itself.

Our world history is not a majestic history although it is written as if it was - school family are raised to rank so - called heroes close as Alexander the Great, Napoleon and others that sought world domination at the cost of human suffering and human lives. Indeed, the history books communicate us of Alexander ' s great triumphs but I have launch none that reports the death, starvation or human torment that he caused in the wake of his victories. Indeed, we hear little of the places he troglodytic behind in ruin and, if you will, stacked with plebeians and... filled with desolate numbers of wretched hearts.

Today most of the world claims to be " civilized " and yet MOST human suffering is unnecessary. MOST starvation around the world, for example, is the result of the egocentric workings of armies and governments. Famine and other natural causes are rare and isolated but human selfishness is at the core of most human suffering... like hunger and lack of medicine. Stark poverty itself is a condition of politics and not a phenomenon of Nature as some would have us believe. Even in America, the wealthiest nation on the planet has ghettos and barrios evolve out of its own system that is elite in the nooks and crannies of its economic structures. Poverty, for example, is treated as being untrustworthy and inept. Loans, if given at all to the poor person, have higher interest rates, in our court system the poor are far more likely to be sentenced for the same crime the wealthy or even the middle class are given " slaps on the hand for. "

In other places of the world - especially in third - world countries - the poor are simply left on their own to survive while, the rich and powerful drain the economy of its cash and other resources. And so in those places cold and ruthless elitism raises its head in a parade of social demigods marching to the beat of self - serving importance.

There will always be richer and poorer of course and there ' s nothing wrong with this. However, what is generally missed in socio / cultural observations is that poverty, like wealth, is usually inherited. Think about this as it is an observation that typically goes by the wayside: Poverty, like riches, is typically handed down, most often from one generation to the next. Indeed, the birthright of the poor, in general, is lack of education and hard labor. In our times, however, labor is not plentiful - the machine has even taken over ditch digging so the entire employment possibilities have been reduced for the laborer and increased for the technician. While this is a signal of positive progression, it is also a reason why the homeless population is growing and often the underlying cause for family breakup. Add this worker ' s - world - phenomenon to our own foreign manufacturing plus our ever - increasing dependency on imports and you have set the stage for a wider gap economic system and the slow deterioration of the American Dream... at least for the many.

So, in this view, there is a narrowing of the gap between third - world detachment from its poor and the lack of concern the industrial country has for expanding poverty itself and so the rapidly growing populations of the impoverished.

Most virtually only a handful of Americans endure the horrors of absolute poverty. That is, the condition of clinical starvation and the death and illness that accompany mal - nutrition. Yet the statistics tell us that 36. 3 million people, including 13 million children live in U. S. environments that experience hunger or the risk of hunger daily. It is said the 3 million children live in homes where meals are skipped or where there is simply too little to eat. This, to me, is a disgraceful condition for the any country of great wealth. In any case, there is nearly a billion around the globe suffering from malnutrition ( the actual count is more but unknown ).

Indeed, poor nutrition plays a role in the deaths of 10. 9 million children each year. Most of the hungry and starving are in Asia, Sub - Saharan Africa, Latin America and the Caribbean ( where some drug cartels are raking in billions ), the Near East and North Africa and the least in developed countries. In view of the staggering number of hungry - the undernourished and sufferers of malnutrition - we know that there is enough food produced in the world to feed... everyone. Probably waste alone would tackle a portion of the challenges!

One major challenge to reduce chronic hunger is that the vast majority of the hungry do not have enough land to grow their own food and they do not have the income to purchase enough food. Even in America where urbanization is constantly growing and farmlands are being reduced to become commercial properties - even home gardens are beginning to be a lost opportunity for a great many and anyway the demands for a two - income family rarely allots the time growing food takes. But none of these observations is the major cause for people suffering chronic hunger in the world.

Man ' s inhumanity to man is - the economic and political systems; military might and corrupt governmental power. Millions of innocent people are " murdered " each year by the greed and structures of socio - cultural systems. These systems simply take over control of resources and income, as said earlier. They are dictatorships by any other name. India has an abundance of poor and hungry people but then again so does Saudi Arabia with all its oil wealth and Afghanistan with its billion - dollar drug trade.

As always, there is a lot of talk about impacting the world of hunger by giving aide to the poorer countries and helping them become more productive in feeding their own. And while I am all in favor of making world hunger go away, I should think that we should start by making it go away on our own home front. After all, 36. 3 million hungry people including 13 million children seem like a lot of unnecessary suffering in a country such as our own.

In overview, little has changed since the advent of civilization - our species is still killing and torturing each other in the quest for wealth and power; we still have a world of people impoverished ( unnecessarily ) making up a massive global population of the hungry, sick and dying. We are still constructing cultural and religious conflicts as they were constructed by the warlords of ancient times. Both racism and sexism rages on although, these days, they are clad in all kinds of guises. Will it and can it ever change?

Yes but what the world needs now, as it has always needed... is love. Bureaucracies will never bring this about. The possibility of making a better, safer, kinder and yes, happier world begins with you and me - one should never lose sight of the fact that societies and cultures are nothing other than a collection of individuals. And so while the world has always needed love sweet love the only way that the world will become a more loving place is when each of us become more loving in our own lives.

In this note, I will remind you or the words of Bernie Siegel who said: If you want to make the world a better more peaceful place, you can do it in a decade: Love the children today and they will take that love into the next generation with them.

World History Analysis Compare American Revolution and French Revolution

Charles Dickens ' pre-eminent narrative, A Tale of Two Cities, is set during the French Revolution, involving characters in the cities of London and Paris. This moving tale gives one rest to look at a tale of two nations - - the differences between the French Revolution and the American Revolution.

Unparalleled a few years earlier, colonial America had rebelled, not against abridgement, but against the increasingly tyrannical rule of the British. In America, it was male of property and education, not the unprosperous, who rebelled. For liberty, they invested their lives, their fortunes, and their holy distinction. Ironically, it was the French generosity who stepped in with naval stilt and saved the American Revolution from the limits of omission.

The purpose of the American Revolution was to change the ruling laws, not to smother the imperator. Many colonists, including Benjamin Franklin, had close ties with England. Franklin was the leader in trying all possible avenues of diplomacy; revolution was the last resort. George Washington scrupulously avoided abusing military power by consistently deferring to the directives of the civilian government, and he always put the needs of his men before his own. He refused to be king. Noble of character he was; greedy and power - hungry he was not. American leaders did all they could to avoid anarchy. They sought the help of God in their endeavor, and received miraculous help when it was needed.

The French Revolution, on the other hand, appears to have been driven by vengeance and hatred. Without a doubt, terrible injustices existed, as vividly depicted by Dickens and in Victor Hugo ' s magnificent novel, Les Miserables. The French peasants were at a great disadvantage, because their poverty seemed insurmountable, and they lacked education and money; therefore they had no power to exercise influence on their oppressors. It is unfortunate that they resorted to terror. The mass murder of innocents resembled the ethnic cleansing of evil regimes in the twentieth century. The mindless killing thoroughly disqualified them from any divine assistance. By killing the upper class, and their families, and their servants, and anyone remotely related, they also purged the society of education, law, culture, and other refinements necessary to civilized society. Only anarchy resulted from their efforts. The old oppressors were merely replaced by a new tyrannical regime, more brutal than ever. It was bad enough that some even looked to figures like Napoleon to save them, but that really didn ' t work well, either.

The Americans went on to create a Constitution that is a model of liberty for the rest of the world. This Constitution provides maximum freedom, limited power in the national government, and the majority of the power to the states and people. The success of the nation has been in proportion to the degree of fiscal responsibility and law - abiding character manifest by the elected government officials. Because America was free, she became prosperous. Like many other European countries, France learned the best governing principles from the United States Constitution, only after long years of struggle.